Grabbing the cash with much Force

This is awesome: Man Robs Long Island Bank Wearing Darth Vader Mask. Actually he was also wearing the cape and breast plate — looks like he was about 2/3 fully ‘Vadered. I just wish I knew what he said to the teller. Was it the basic “Gimme all the money” or did he put on [...]

Oops I’ve ripped a hole in the internet. Sorry

Google Chrome can’t find google.com but suggests I might find google.com by simply Googling google.com.
I’m not feeling lucky.

OED WotY FAIL

The Oxford English Dictionary has chosen “unfriend” as its word of the year.
Problem: The term is de-friend, not unfriend. I have de-friended numerous people over the years. Twitter is a different matter — on Twitter you follow, and then when the person starts spouting a bunch of Fox News garbage you unfollow. But on Facebook [...]

100 years of visual effects in 5 minutes

Can’t stand these links for Friday

They say the internet is a series of chairs. This is some stuff stuck to the bottom of those chairs.
British retailer eliminates so-called “boobage penalty.” Actually nobody has called it the “boobage penalty.” I just made that up. Stand back, I’m a professional writer.
Honestly I didn’t think Eddie Izzard could be any funnier. But that’s [...]

Geekiest tattoo ever?

BMEzine: It’s not always skulls, pierced hearts and angry Disney characters. There is in fact a brisk market for intentionally geeky tattoos. Like reeeeally geeky. Like Star Wars AT-AT a la Salvador Dali. I don’t expect the designation to hold up for too long, but for the sake of argument I will call this the [...]

I shake my rusty innards on the catwalk

Japan trying to replace robotic, affect-less runway models with actual robots. “‘Even as a fashion model, people in the industry told us she was short and had a rather ordinary figure,’ says Hirohisa Hirukawa, one of the robot’s developers.”
Mamma Mia, thatsa spicy capitalist junk food. North Korea gets pizza. “Chefs were sent to Italy [...]

It’s That Simple

Munn + video game + panties. Who could ask for anything more.

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