Dad, do you ever get that … itchy feeling?

When it comes to TV commercials for products you apply to your intimate areas, nothing can top the ’80s spots that began “Mom, do you ever get that … not-so-fresh feeling?” I wonder whether I would still be so sure of myself if I spoke Japanese. This is potentially just as good.

There’s a joke here somewhere. And it’s dirty

Hello Kitty, the sausage.

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