http://cantstandmenow.com/blog look out, magazine editor on the loose Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:55:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If you're not a fan of Mick Bunnage and Modern Toss you surely will not be a fan of this. Also available in poster form and jacket form: [caption id="attachment_480" align="aligncenter" width="336" caption="Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing Jacket"][/caption] http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2011/12/02/warning-explicit-periodic-table/ http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/ http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2011/12/01/great-tumblr-mad-wigga-action-from-texts-from-bennett/ Thanks the Rock, who likes the idea that "Staten Island, now isolated, will become as accessible as Brooklyn." I am a bit more turned on by the phrase "lineal miles for new wharves" but it's a tantalizing idea either way. http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2011/11/29/manhattan-extended-1922/ How many of us have seen that commercial for the new phone that shows a young Asian girl, she is clearly amateur and possibly a YouTube sensation, singing "When I get older, I will be stronger..." Show of hands, who knows this commercial? Ok, a couple. Me, when I saw it I ... http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2011/08/05/explaining-the-obvious-maria-aragon-knaan-matisyahu-lady-gaga/ [caption id="attachment_435" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Wait, what if it wasn\'t Photoshopped?"][/caption] Well it's a little complicated—see, a guy posted this cop/bondage picture today while Cooper was on site in devastated Joplin, Missouri; someone tweeted that "the @andersoncooper shot is #photoshopped." Cooper, thinking (I presume) the guy was implying that images of destruction ... http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2011/05/24/anderson-cooper-loses-cool-over-this-picture-calls-guy-a-moron/ From TurnOffTheBlueLight.ie, a site that campaigns for sex workers' rights (slogan "Sex workers need human rights, not legal wrongs"). Extremely... interesting. I may smirk at Ireland for its Catholic repression, but I don't imagine I'll see anything like this on construction-site walls in NYC. One to grow on: Irish sex workers ... http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2011/05/05/irish-sex-worker-posters/ [caption id="attachment_407" align="aligncenter" width="545" caption="Damn it feels good to be a privileged Saudi teenager."][/caption] In 1971, assorted bin Laden brothers, sisters, and cousins visited Falun, Sweden, while one of the elder brothers conducted business with Volvo. Which one is Osama? Answer here. http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2011/05/02/eurotrip-71-with-the-bin-ladens/ No new posts in over two months? How unsightly. Here's a business card distributed by a plastic surgeon; it has two holes and some stretchy rubber -- put your fingers through the back and her breasts swell unnaturally before your very eyes! Brilliant. Copyranter: Female plastic surgeon's fake boobs business card. That reminds ... http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2010/10/06/business-card-of-the-year/ This is awesome: Man Robs Long Island Bank Wearing Darth Vader Mask. Actually he was also wearing the cape and breast plate -- looks like he was about 2/3 fully 'Vadered. I just wish I knew what he said to the teller. Was it the basic "Gimme all the money" ... http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2010/07/23/grabbing-the-cash-with-much-force/ The tarring and subsequent firing of Shirley Sherrod is wrong in so many ways -- Breitbart and company are utter tools, which isn't exactly news, but the White House and Tom Vilsack have reacted poorly, to say the least. All I'm gonna say is this. If you're being a douchebag ... http://cantstandmenow.com/blog/2010/07/21/shirley-sherrods-dismissal-now-trapped-in-strappy-footwear/